I don’t find it attractive to drink, therefore I don’t drink. I plan to never drink for as long as I live. I actually like my liver. The smell is horrid, and there are so many calories. The term “beer belly” wasn’t coined for the fun of it. Drinking to get drunk is not attractive, and it will never be attractive. Is it really worth it to look like an idiot in front of other people? Throwing up and slurring your words will not get you the ladies, vice versa for the guys.

I don’t need to be intoxicated to enjoy myself.